Well alot of poeple have been telling jokes lately and so i decided to make a post to post jokes.



[ Last edited by  FlameLord at 6-1-2007 16:38 ]

Ok i gess ill get it started so lets start with Blond Joke's

Q:Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
A:She heard the drinks were on the house.

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Aha I laughed...Stupid death

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

(ps if u want to copy off someone else on the web or just any joke u know.)

Opps Dubble Post

[ Last edited by  FlameLord at 31-1-2007 21:15 ]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

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Tell me if u want more but u post some first

Sorry for posting so many time but look at the date difference.
An i just had to post thease.

This guy walks into a bar on top of a mountain and sites down next to this blond guy and says

bartender make me my special drink so the drink is all fizzy and stofe and he drinks it then

jumps out the window flys around the building a couple times then comes back in and sites

down so the blonde next to him says bartender make me the same drink so he drinks it and

goes jump out the window and he falls and dies and the bartender says i hate when u do that

superman.

one day  a penguine crossed the road and said fuck u son of a bitch

Ok, this one is a little gross so be ready lol
Two bums are walking down the street and one stops the other in his tracks. He says "wait! Look there on the ground." "What is it?"
says the other bum. "I don't know but it kinda looks like dog poop" He reaches down and touches it. "Well it feels like dog poop" He
says. He puts it up to his nose and breaths in a big whiff. "I smells like dog poop" he says. He puts it in his mouth and starts chewing.
"it tastes like dog poop" he says. "well if it looks like dog poop, feels like dog poop, smells like dog poop, and tastes like dog poop...it
must be dog poop! Aren't you glad you didn't step in it?!?"

lol that was funny

Ahahaaa. Love the pictures. So funny.

Here is a joke..I love "yo momma jokes"

Yo momma is so ugly, we use her face for Gorilla cookies.

i don't think its funny

why?